Hi! My name is Edward and I'd like to tell you a story. No ordinary, boring grown-up type story, but a story about the time I became the greatest ten year old scientist in the history of the world! All I really wanted was to solve our family's burglar problem and with my trusty pet mouse Squiggles by my side, how could I possibly fail? You see, our town house was constantly being burgled by partners in crime, Bruce and Bazza. There seemed to be no stop to them. So I decided to do something about it!








